Roast me
Your room
For when the laundry chair has seniority.
AI roasts. Real glow-ups.
Upload anything.Get roasted.Get better.
Roastly gives your room, outfit, resume, or screenshot a funny, brutally honest read—then hands you clear fixes worth making and a shareable result worth posting.
Start with free credits. No card, no commitment, no pretending your desk is “minimalist.”
Your upload
Desk setup
Screenshot received
Heat levelSavage
The roast
“This desk has the energy of 47 browser tabs open.”
Fix it fast
- Hide the cable spaghetti with one tray.
- Lift the monitor. Your neck deserves better.
Ready for the group chatShare card
“I asked for honesty.”
— brave user, probably
Brutally honest. Helpfully funny. A better answer than “looks good to me.”
What can I upload?The roast loop
One upload. Four very satisfying steps.
You bring the evidence. We bring the punchline, the plan, and the postable proof that you can take a joke.
- 01
Drop the evidence
Upload a photo or screenshot of whatever needs a reality check.
- 02
Set the heat
Pick chill, witty, or savage. The smoke level is your call.
- 03
Get the roast + fixes
Laugh first, then use the practical glow-up plan underneath it.
- 04
Share the damage
Turn the moment into a card your friends will absolutely replay.
Pick your evidence
If it needs a second opinion, it's roastable.
A room that says “I'll organize tomorrow.” A profile photo that says “2017.” A resume that says “please scroll.” Bring it on.
Roast me
Your outfit
A second opinion with no group-chat delay.
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Your resume
Make the hiring manager keep reading.
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Dating profile
Less ‘mysterious,’ more ‘dateable.’
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Desk setup
Cable spaghetti, meet your critic.
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Headshot
LinkedIn deserves your good side.
Start free. Upgrade your glow-up.
The roast is free. The rabbit hole is Pro.
Use free credits to get your first funny reality check, actionable fixes, and a taste of the shareable format. When you need more, Pro adds more room for your full glow-up era.
Savage, not shady
The joke lands. The fixes help. You still look cool posting it.
You choose the heat.
Keep it gentle for a confidence check or dial it up when your friends demand receipts.
Frequently roasted questions
The friendly fine print.
Be brave. Be curious. Be a little roasted.
Ready to see what your setup is really giving?
Upload it, choose your heat, and leave with something funnier—and genuinely better—than what you started with.
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